Thursday, May 8, 2014
It's a Privilege to Pee in Pocatello
Yes, that's right. Pocatello (only miles away from family and friends)
is in first place in the State of Idaho
for mandating who can go to the toilet and where.
I'm so proud. I'd go get a Kleenex,
but they wouldn't let me into a public can.
Because nobody wants to be number two